& SAUSAGE.
For too long have us women folk hid behind a dainty veil of girly ooo la la and failed to include one of the most mysterious but exquisite foods in the history of mysterious exquisite foods. If the stereotypical male meal and stereotypical female meal had a risqué taboo offspring, this dish would be it.
Meal male female male meal ten times fast. GOTCHA!
But to all you wilted arugula and sausage salads out there, know this: It gets better. People may tsk tsk you now, but soon enough you'll be in so popular that the entire world will know the satisfying glory that is you. Shout it to the hilltops! Tell your boss! Tweet your mother! #OccupySausageSalads
It goes a lil sumthin' like this:
1 generou$ Arugula handful
1 spicy sausage link
1/3 C. Chopped onion
1 Sliced red (or yellow! or orange!) bell pepper
2 TBSP NF Thousand Island Dressing
A smattering of H2theizzo
Oh em gee! That's only like 5.023101 ingredients!
xoxo,
@d373
Meal male female male meal ten times fast. GOTCHA!
But to all you wilted arugula and sausage salads out there, know this: It gets better. People may tsk tsk you now, but soon enough you'll be in so popular that the entire world will know the satisfying glory that is you. Shout it to the hilltops! Tell your boss! Tweet your mother! #OccupySausageSalads
It goes a lil sumthin' like this:
1 generou$ Arugula handful
1 spicy sausage link
1/3 C. Chopped onion
1 Sliced red (or yellow! or orange!) bell pepper
2 TBSP NF Thousand Island Dressing
A smattering of H2theizzo
Oh em gee! That's only like 5.023101 ingredients!
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| Cook the sausage, peppers and onions. |
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| Add dressing with a wee bit of water, just to stretch out the dressing. |
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| 1000 islands: 0 fat grams |
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| Place greenz in tupperware with lid. |
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| ssssssssttttttteeeeeaaaaammmmmyyyyyyyyy. |
Place lid on steamy salad, then make like Shakira's hips and SHAKE IT!
@d373
YUM, I actually love arugula salads and never thought to add sausage in it. Love the hashtag #OccupySausageSalads....lol
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